The Tourist

Year : 2010
Runtime : 103 Min.
Genre : Thriller, Romance
Director : Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck
Movie Stars : Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Paul Bettany, Timothy Dalton, Steven Berkoff, Rufus Sewell, Christian De Sica
Country: USA
Language : English, Italian, French, Russian

Not as bad as pretty much all the critics say it is. It's entertainment! Not art! I don't think I can stress that enough. The director may have intended for this to be "the" romance thriller of the year and a wonderful film. The film was wonderful (I say that loosely) but it wasn't the best of the year. Vienna and Paris was a nice setting for the movie. It's pretty and interesting.Anyone will love it, especially if you have never been for yourself.

I sensed some chemistry between Johnny and Angelina... it wasn't much. Angelina played the role of the upper class well mannered woman well. Johnny played a very convincing dumb American tourist (speaking Spanish to the Italians... WTH). The match wasn't made in heaven but it was close enough for me. Ultimately this movie was a nice way to burn an hour and thirty minutes. It was entertaining, laughable,  and quite enjoyable for those you know how to sit back, relax and shut the fuck up about  all the things wrong with it.It was not the best, but most definitely not the worst.

Disney Flashbacks Part 4

Back again folks with the fourth installment of Disney Flashbacks/ Where are they now?! I am thinking about making this like a monthly show/post until I do reports on all (most) the old Disney crew. If you would like me to do regular updates on the best stars Disney has ever had leave a comment telling me to do so. This post will focus on the old television Disney stars of the past instead of a mix of movie/television. Be sure to check out the other Disney Flashbacks. I will now be taking requests in the comment form below so if you have a Disney star that you always wondered where they are now and would like me to find out for you. You can post the request in any of the Disney Flashbacks but I prefer if you post in the newest addition of the series.  

1. Life With Derek (2005-2009)

Ashley Leggat
In 2009 Ashley stated that she would be starring in the new spin-off of Life With Derek called Vacation With Derek. The series aired June 25, 2010 in Canada and March 6, 2011. Ashley's latest projects include Unnatural History and Aaron Stone. She has no new projects for 2011. For daily updates on Ashley please visit her Twitter page. 

Neo Ned

Year : 2005
Runtime : 97 Min.
Genre : Drama,Romance
Director : Van Fischer
Movie Stars :Jeremy Renner, Gabrielle Union, Sally Kirkland, Cary Elwes, Ethan Suplee
Country: USA
Language : English

A good story played out by awesome actors. Jermy Renner (Ned) plays a very convincing Neo Nazi. Although I don't believe his character was a true racist. It's more likely that he just wanted some where to belong due to his lack of supporting environment.  Gabrielle Union looks so much older without all the makeup and glam. This movie came out in 2005 and Gabrielle looks younger in later film Daddy's Little Girls  which released in 2007. All in all this was an surprisingly pleasant and bit funny movie that deals with the sensitive topic of race and interracial relationships. 


PLOT: They say opposites attract. What about a misguided neo nazi who falls for a Black woman in a mental institution? What starts out as an impossible connection of opposites slowly turns into a wild, emotional story of love, romance revolving around two people who shouldn't be together, but after meeting them you'll know they should never be apart.

"A Family that commits suicide together stays together"

Beware of the Pedophile!

This is what we call tripping out

Hey its the dude from those two other racial movies

From this angle Gabrielle looks like a man

Money see. Monkey do.

Man huge

A quick escape

Make it more obvious

Do you own another shirt

Kung Fu Panda 2

Year : 2011
Runtime : 90 Min.
Genre : Animation, Action, Adventure
Director : Jennifer Yuh Nelson
Movie Stars : Jack Black, Angelina Jolie,Dustin Hoffman, Gary Oldman, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, Lucy Liu, David Cross, James Hong, Michelle Yeoh, Danny McBride, Dennis Haysbert, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Victor Garber
Country: USA
Language : English

Almost as funny as the previous Kung Fu Panda but stays true to it's comedic ways and provides another life lesson. Dreamworks makes some of the best sequels and Kung Fu Panda 2 is diffidently top of the list. If you have children take them to see this or go by yourself no matter what the age because you are sure to laugh.


IMDB: Po joins forces with a group of new kung-fu masters to take on an old enemy with a deadly new weapon.

OH NO!

Aint he cute!?

I am Po, and I need a hat.

Is this Panda heaven?

The Hangover Part 2

Year : 2011
Runtime : 102 Min.
Genre : Comedy, Adventure
Director : Todd Phillips
Movie Stars : Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms,Zach Galifianakis
Country: USA, Thailand
Language : English

Hilarious! I liked the first film better but this was an excellent installment for The Wolfpack.  The story is very similar to the first in many ways and you know what to expect from each character because this is a sequel. The element of surprise from the characters is lost, but the raw comedy is enough to carry the film.

Favorite Quotes: 
"This is Bangkok baby not Bangcunt."   
"Alan if you wanted my glasses all you had to do was ask. You didn't have to killlllllllll me for it." 


IMDB: Right after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry. 

 WARNING PICTURES BELOW CONTAIN SOME NUDITY!

The Hangover Part 2

No pants

Yes, lets hug the nude Asian

Tattooing a 7 year old... yea....

Monkey biting a penis is funny in any language 

Banana on helmet